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wandering-elf:

ladyhistory:

Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

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honey-fire:

My dad was eating pistachios so I reached my hand out and he just started peeling them and giving them to me. Then suddenly went “I really hope you find someone who loves you a lot” and I went “enough to peel my pistachios for me?” And he laughed and said “yeah exactly” before carrying on giving me more

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programmerhumour:
“Best way to fix a bug
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programmerhumour:

Best way to fix a bug

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dancing-crow:
“missbcm:
“https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202
This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/
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perfection
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themodernmaccabee:

badjokesbyjeff:

I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross county adventure…

So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.

The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

*inhale*

Jeff.

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bybuckley:

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

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hyrude:

when u wake up a little and are like “i know what would take this from a 10 to a 100” and u roll over and experience mind melting euphoria before u fall back asleep… best part of being alive. humans were made for beddy bye

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lionofchaeronea:
“Ancient Roman mosaic emblema depicting Pegasus. Artist unknown; 2nd cent. CE. Now in the Museo Arqueológico y Etnológico de Córdoba, Spain. Photo credit: Carole Raddato.
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lionofchaeronea:

Ancient Roman mosaic emblema depicting Pegasus.  Artist unknown; 2nd cent. CE.  Now in the Museo Arqueológico y Etnológico de Córdoba, Spain.  Photo credit: Carole Raddato.

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aeschylus-stan-account:
“omghotmemes:
“The Council of Elder Tubbies
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aeschylus-stan-account:

omghotmemes:

The Council of Elder Tubbies

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pinesdweller:
“has this been done yet
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pinesdweller:

has this been done yet 

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thoodleoo:

concept: the lernaean hydra, but its heads are these bad boys

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patrickdiomedes:

katy-l-wood:

I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.

I’m gonna need some elaboration here

They literally sail over the edge of it after passing through a hole in a wall of ice. They fall off. They get back to the other side by passing through the whole ocean.

But also there’s a globe on, like, everyone’s desk.

#it’s like lord of the rings#it’s only flat for pirates

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eryslash:

My three piece Omanyte-in-a-different-shell series completed!
I love these little guys.